kids say....

the funniest things!!!

 This week the kids have been great! You can tell that break is almost here. They have been so excited and very talkative(sometimes a little too much!) Here are what some of my conversations have been like at school this week(and its only Wednesday). 

1. 
Student: Mrs. Taulman, how old are you?
Me: How old do you think I am?
S: um...like 40 or something.
Student2: 40....haha that is funny. Mrs. Taulman is old!
Me: 40?! WOW. No, I am 20 something.
S1: My mom is younger then you!

2.
 Student:  (pointing to his throat) Mrs. Taulman, its REALLY REALLY dry right here.
Me: Really?  That sounds bad.
Student: Yeah it is....if my heart does not get water- I might die.
Me: What! Oh no.
Student: Yeah- it has happened before!!
Me: Well you better run to get some water...quick!

3. 
 Student: Mrs. Taulman my tooth is loose.
Me: It is? Want me to get my pliers to pull it out. :)
Student: NO! I was wiggling it while I was asleep last night.
Me: How did you do that?
Student: I don't know but last time I lost my tooth I got five dollars.

4. 
 Student:  Mrs. Taulman, I can't run or exercise today.
Me: Why? Whats wrong with you?
Student: I got a paper cut today.

and Nathan wonders why I act like I do!!!